On Sunday, I officially go off the map. I won't have a phone; i won't have much computer access; and i'll miss you terribly. i'll probably be lonely, too.
but u can rite me mail n' stuf:
Tyler Wood
York River West #277
Governor's School Program
1000 University Place
Newport News, VA 23606
you really should write me! i've got a box chock-full of cool postcards! i'd love to send one back to you.
you can call too! apparently, they listen to messages and write down whatever you say. then they pass the message to me. so if you just want to say "hi," it'd make my day:
757-594-0769
bye!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
1,000,000 against Emmett Crawford
so, i'm just sayin', but
EMMETT CRAWFORD DOESN'T SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BLOG.
and that isn't a complaint or anything; that's an invitation. that fact is an invitation to all of you - who are fed up with his glasses-sporting, station-wagon-driving, bow-tie-bearing, sandal-wearing, joke-making straight-up foolishness - to hate on that fool!
a safe haven from political and other oppression, this blog is a secure place for everyone to make fun of Emmett Jamison Crawford.
And I'll start:
Emmett Crawford has a defective colon. You've been in the car with him; you know it's true.
EMMETT CRAWFORD DOESN'T SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BLOG.
and that isn't a complaint or anything; that's an invitation. that fact is an invitation to all of you - who are fed up with his glasses-sporting, station-wagon-driving, bow-tie-bearing, sandal-wearing, joke-making straight-up foolishness - to hate on that fool!
a safe haven from political and other oppression, this blog is a secure place for everyone to make fun of Emmett Jamison Crawford.
And I'll start:
Emmett Crawford has a defective colon. You've been in the car with him; you know it's true.
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