so, i'm just sayin', but
EMMETT CRAWFORD DOESN'T SUBSCRIBE TO THIS BLOG.
and that isn't a complaint or anything; that's an invitation. that fact is an invitation to all of you - who are fed up with his glasses-sporting, station-wagon-driving, bow-tie-bearing, sandal-wearing, joke-making straight-up foolishness - to hate on that fool!
a safe haven from political and other oppression, this blog is a secure place for everyone to make fun of Emmett Jamison Crawford.
And I'll start:
Emmett Crawford has a defective colon. You've been in the car with him; you know it's true.
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that emmett crawford... what a bitch.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Fuck Emmett. Right in the asshole. With a big black dildo. And then, break it off halfway, and beat him in the head with it until he is unconscious. Then, you can cut out his eyeballs. And his testicles. And put his testicles in his eye holes. And his eyes in his testicle holes.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope he never reads this.
Then, we gonna sew his ass SHUT. And starting feedin' him and feedin' him. Then we just gonna keep on feedin' him.
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ReplyDeleteYeha. Then, we gonna grab his tongue with a pliers, and pull it out of his mouth. Then, we'll get a rusty screw driver, and poke it through his tongue, and start twisting it around, till his tongue is all curled up.
ReplyDeleteyeah, and then we can slit his throat open and put a funnel right in it and pour some sort of strong base down his esophogus so it can neutralize his stomach acid and he won't be able to digest anything. and then we can cut his dick off and staple it to his forehead. he's a jerk.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Forget Emmett.
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